Maris the Great is the green-colored, foul-tempered, leader of the gay undead; a zombie fag with an attitude. With his trademark rant "You will die!!" he prowls the concert venues of the world - all in a quest to rid the music industry of those bands proving to be a competitive threat to his group. (He also prowls the men's restrooms of such venues in hopes of the random, intoxicated patron stumbling in and being receptive to a quick blowjob - but that's a story for another bio)

But it wasn't always that way.

With his musical roots firmly planted in disco, Maris was originally just a normal, mortal, gay man, singing for The Heterosexually Challenged - one of Denver's hottest dance bands.One night after a show, Maris went home with a stranger for a night of passion. Not realizing the man he picked up was a zombie, he was quickly assaulted from behind - all with such force, that his head ultimately went through the headboard of the bed they both were fucking on. Maris died there and subsequently was reborn a member of the undead. But with reanimation came a new mission and purpose. He stapled his gaping head wound shut, shaved his head into his trademark mohawk, added "The Great" to the end of his name and ultimately hatched a new, musical plan. Disco was out. Heavy music was in. He would now force a change of musical direction on his newly monikered band, ( re-named The Faggots of Death) and take them to the heights of rock stardom - all in the wake of a killing spree that he would document on his enormously popular website www.maristhegreat.com.

Word about this controversial new website spread quickly throughout the Rocky Mountain region, and after some of the areas hottest acts started appearing dead on it, Maris became a local legend and icon - ultimately appearing on radio, billboards, video and magazines. Since everyone thought the gore was fake, no one thought to launch a plan to stop him. But now it is all too late. Maris The Great has went national, moving down such hard hitters as Throwdown, It Dies Today, Comeback Kid and Bury Your Dead to name but a few. The latter bonded with Maris so well, that they not only included the photographs of their demise in the packaging of their DVD "Alive," they also took Maris out on tour with them for Ozzfest 2005. Once there, Maris made such a zombie splash, that both MTV 2 and Fuse TV did features on him. Upon returning, Maris continued his killing spree with zeal, and as of this writing, his murders can now be enjoyed by all in national publications - Hails N Horns and Amp magazine(s) respectively. With his hit list growing longer every day, and no shortage of brains and wee wee to worry about, the worlds most homicidal, decomposing, homosexual serial killer has only just begun to kil....You've been warned.

Faggoria is the epitome' of fabulousness. There has never been a drag queen with as much glamour and class as her and there never will be. Having traveled the world, she has been featured in the some of the most prestigious shows and charity events and has a room full of awards to prove it. In addition to being fabulous, she also serves as the lead guitarist of Maris The Great and The Faggots of Death - an ability she claims didn't come from a love for rock music (which she despises), but rather as a means for drying her nail polish more quickly. She also serves as a role model and Mother figure to the other members of The Faggots,' keeping them in line and making sure they always act with poise and dignity. If it is glamorous, if it has style, if it has beauty...if it is timeless then it is Faggoria...
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If it's vile...if it smells...if it's offensive, then it's probably Faggoty Ann. The gross, disgusting, rhythm and "anal slide" (Faggoty plays slide solos with a vibrator) guitarist of the Faggots of Death can not be outdone when it comes to filth and everything immoral (except, of course, by Maris). Coming from the industrial side of Detroit, Faggoty was raised by his auto-mechanic father after his mother died while giving birth to him. When asked about his Mother's passing, Faggoty was quoted as saying "...well...when I was born, someone had to go..." Currently thrashing it out with The Faggots', Faggoty hopes one day to achieve his goal of going to prison; so he can find love....
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Thank God for trust funds, that way there could be a Miss Hissy Fit. Born in the rural south on a plantation as a one Daniel Carlton, Hissy quickly realized his ability for styling hair while taking care of his seven younger sisters. In addition to doing their hair, he also borrowed their clothes and quickly demonstrated how better he looked in them then they did. Not wanting to have the "prettiest" son in three counties, Hissy's father did what any self respecting southern gentleman would do; sent him away to the city on a trust fund. Eventually, he found his way to Denver, where he found his true calling as a popular drag queen in B.J's Carousel and Charlies. It is there he met Faggoria, who he eventually joined The Heterosexually Challenged with as their bassist...
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Penis Colada is the cute, 'Straight Edge' drummer of The Faggots of Death. Having been left on the doorstep of a Las Vegas strip club at birth, Penis was raised by strippers. A life of wild women and horny men left him with a crippling disease known as "Heterolepsy." At any given moment, Penis can start to shake and convulse until his alter-ego "P-Lada" appears. "P-Lada" is everything Penis is not; cocky, loud and quite a hit with the ladies. If you happen to see this amazing spectacle, step aside so his fellow Faggots can snap him out of it. An active member of several Gay causes, Penis Colada is the little gay crusader of the Faggots of Death, not to mention posessing the great ability to do drum solos with his large, sequined covered penis.

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